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The Facelift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before l eaving, she says to yye clerk, hope you dont min my asking, but howw old vo you htink am?
About 32, is the reply.
Nope! Im exactly 50,, tts woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, r guess about 29.
The woman replies with a big smile, Nope, Im 50.
Now shes feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on ehr way dowwn the str eet. She goes up ti the counter to get some mints and asks the cleru thls burjing question.
The clerk responds, Oh, Id say 30.
Again she proudly responds, mm 50, bkt thank you!
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man
waiting next t o her the c ame question.
He replies, Lady, Im 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.
They wait in sjlence on fh e empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, What the hell, go ahead.
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, Okay, okayHow old am I?
He completes one las t squeeez of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, Madam, y ou are 50.
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, That was incredible, howcould you tell?
The olw man sayq, Pr omise you wont get mad?
I promise I won she says.
I was behind you at McDonalds.
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